lifestyle flex

I just got home from working nearly 13 hours so I’m not feeling particularly chatty but this was a great week in new tuneage so here I am on a Wednesday night, about to tell you a story and post another solid playlist. All for the love of music!

As most of you know, I have a pretty fun “real job” working with hilarious kid-lets. Well today, the BEST thing happened at our morning teaming meeting; I was handed a new referral for a nugget who has the same name of one of my favorite rappers, like, his real birth certificate name is that of a popular hip hop artist. For privacy/HIPAA’s sake, let’s call him DJ Khaled. Note: this is not his name and Khaled is not one of my favorite rappers but this little nickname will make my story-telling easier. Since this morning, all I’ve been thinking about is how fun the addition of a munchkin with a rapper’s name is going to make my job.

Where’s Jenna? Oh she’s at DJ Khaled’s ’til 3.

Whoaaaa, you clearly need to monitor DJ Khaled’s sugar intake.

Busy, busy day of appointments. Brian at noon, Steven at 1, and DJ Khaled at 2.

I heard DJ Khaled was a real little jerk this week.

Hi there, can I please speak with DJ Khaled’s mom or dad?

This is going to be reaaaaaaal entertaining. It’s one of the greatest work related wins so far in 2016. Very KEY to my laughter and happiness.

These Wednesday playlists are also very key to my week so, in the words of a very wise DJ, “They don’t want you to jet ski”. Whoops, wrong quote. I meant to say, “Annnnoooother one.”

XO

-Jenna

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There were a lot of great releases this week but, to be honest, I am still bumping last Wednesday’s playlist with some of these new tracks peppered in. Yeah, I rock to my own playlists and say things like, “Dammmn, this is a fire mix. Who’s the genius who put these bangerzzz together?” The basey beats and “drops” in a number of last week’s tracks are sounding noooice on my brand-spankin’-new Bose® speaker. LIFESTYLE FLEX ALERT!!

Can you imagine being a legit, I-make-a-living-off-of-blogging blogger straight bragging about everything you own and saying stupid sheeeit to get free swag and all-inclusive vacations?

This Bose® speaker is rad but how will I ever listen to tunes outside of my baller crib? Oh, you make wireless headphones? Peeerrrf, send me a pair and I’ll absolutely post a cozy-girl selfie of me listening to music while longingly staring at my latte art.

Pshhh, you call that blob of radioactive sugar a macaroon? Fly me to Paris’ Les Marquis de Ladurée and I’ll show you what’s up.

*Throwing a churro back in a Disney employee’s face* What is this dusty cinnamon log you’re trying to feed me? Garbage! That’s certainly not what Chocolateria San Gines in Madrid is serving con chocolate. Americans, am I right?

She’s cold as ice, folks. It’s obvious that if blogging fame was my reality I would be a chunky beeotch with no fixed address y’all would hate. You should be thankful I only run a mediocre blog that my friends, family, and a few blokes in Australia and the UK read. Instead of constantly globetrotting and gaining mad lbs, I’m planted here in Oregon bringing you another ten tracks I thought were pretty chill this week.

Amuse-toi bien,

XO

-Jenna

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